Daddy says this is a new tool he should patent. He ties us up when he brings new bones, cause Dixie is such a bitch and Willie teases her too. He has hooks throughout his office, so he can just tie us up anywhere, on opposite sides of the office, by a door, or whatever. Somebody needs to report him, he is so mean!
Don’t worry, Dixie and Willie – I am calling Canine Protective Services right now!!
Good thinking Daddy! Bones are some serious stuff and if you aren’t careful somebody is going to get hurt! It’s okay Cavs, sometimes the big man needs to step in to protect you from yourselves. Oh, geez, I sound like a Republican!
Sounds like A Democrat to me, daddy says!