Daddy Catches Dinner!

Now daddy isn’t a hunter, but tonight he caught dinner. well, Willie says he did. Anyways, this birdie came down the chimney, and started flying around the house. He looked quite tasty, much tastier than the toad that Willie brought in the tother night. Willie ate the head of the toad, and then got sick. Daddy says we have to get his permission to eat any part of a toad. Anyways, you aren’t gonna believe what daddy did next. He held the birdie for us to look at. Man, he smelled tasty too! Then you know what? Daddy took the birdie outside and let it go. We were very mad.