Willie Gets caught AGAIN, reading girlie magazines. Daddy caught him last month reading Cosmopolitan, and thought he might be perv. Dixie says he is just a pig, all males are pigs she says. Well, this time it was worse, ’cause daddy caught him red handed (er, paw’ed) with a Playboy! Daddy said it was disgusting. We are still trying to figure out where he is getting all these magazines. Daddy says he is going to get to the bottom of it. Lance said the cleaning lady must be leaving them, or the landscape people. Daddy was ’gonna ground him, but decided to just let him off the hook, since Dixie is a real bitch sometimes and he lets her get away with anything. Making the mystery even more serious, this was a GERMAN playboy. Daddy went to Frankfurt New Car Show last month, and he told us that the next time he goes to Germany he is gonna for sure figure it out, but in the interim, he is gonna leave a note for the landscape man and seen if he might have left this German magazine here. Daddy says he is pretty sure Willie hasn’t subscribed to Playboy
43 Things Tags: Willie, Playboy, Cosmo, Cosmopolitan, Germany
look at the big bone Willie has, too!!!
I think you may want to see if there is a German Shepherd that hasn’t been fixed in the neighborhood.