The richest, most spoiled and outrageously treated dogs in America

Now Willie Gets In The Backseat Too!

Well, yesterday we showed you Lucas getting into the back seat, which we are trained not to do, cause daddy has to keep his eyes on us. Well, Willie got brave, and now he got in the back seat. This car is spacious he says. It’s a Mercedes s550, and Willie likes it ’casue its […]

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We Love Riding In The Car and Seeing People!

We love riding in the car, and sleeping, or when we’re going slow daddy lets us get tot eh window, and watch people. People like to wave and smile at us. This lady really likes us, she wants to take us home, but daddy wont let us go nowhere but home with him, he is […]

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Lucas Gets In The Back Seat!

Lucas gets in the back seat! Now I know that doesn’t seem important, but NO BODY gets in the back seat. Daddy has us trained to stay in the front seat, and Lucas is gonna get in trouble. He might even get a whippin’. This is like a prison, daddy is so mean to us. […]

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Lucas Goes To The Lake!

Lucas goes to the lake! Who is he kidding, does he think he’s in a real boat? We know he cant drive a boat! We know that this daddy’s antique boat ride, and its pretty cute, it runs when you put 10 cents in it. Daddy says ten cents isn’t what it used to be, […]

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Dixie Loves Ben & Jerry’s!

You don’t really think our mean daddy would give us ice cream do you? OH NO. But don’t tell Dixie that. After daddy eats the ice cream, then licks it clean, making sure his fat ass got ALL the ice cream, he gives Dixie the container, as if he’s doing her a favor. She is […]

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